Star Trek TNG: The Unseen Episodes (8)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 4, 2003

by jes_lawson
2-04-03
Int. A hungover Captain Picard's ready room.
Mr Worf! Do you know how much Class 600 Spacecraft insurance costs?
Captain?
You were joyriding the shuttlecraft round that planetoid, Worf! You buckled a warp nacelle and there was blood wine vomit in the back seat!
Captain I... am ashamed! What can I do to restore my Klingon honour?
Clean my private bathroom by 06:00! Rubber gloves and a mop are in Engineering. Dismissed.
Gragh! At least turn the gravity back on in there first, please, sir!