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Mind you, a Random button would be a real test of improvisational skills...
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| Oh wow! The only bench on the Moon where there is not some tramp drinking Special Brew! I'm gonna laser "Glaxxnor 3003" on it! | |
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Some situtations require old characters and some topical news...
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| Secluded location...check. Preoccupied victim...check. Now, what message to spell out with his intestines...? | |
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| My God! That documentary about Sam Fox! I can't believe she's now a lesbian pop-star in Norway! Why God? WHY? | |
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Others need topical humour and some good old fashioned surrealism.
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| Why do the Iraqi Navy have glass-bottomed boats? | |
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| Me being a horse I lack the cognitive ability to either care or indeed, swim. Shit. | |
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