CC 170: Dressing to the left (see attatchment)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 14, 2003

by jes_lawson
2-14-03
Quick! I need a stapler!
What for?
Zoe is coming over so I'm going to staple my penis to my leg to prevent any embarrasing erections.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
Later...
So how did it go with Zoe?
Bad. When I opened the door I kicked her in the head.