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| Greetings Jes_Lawson! I, the Sentience Internet, choose to grant you OneWish status! Input your heart's desire and it shall be fulfilled! | |
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| Bonus! I knew this day would come! | |
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| "Dear Sentience Internet. When I said I wanted to fcuk Drew Barrymore what I actually meant to type was ..." | |
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| Hi John! Some superintelligent computer says you have some t-shirts for me? | |
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