...and get back to writing jokes that aren't about me

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 7, 2003

by jes_lawson
3-07-03
Well Safety Donkey, I'm back to being single again. I finally dumped Ruth. But the sex was so good!
I don't care, it's about time! She had no back teeth, man!
Yeah, but the sex was *so* good!
She told you she was an ex-prostitute on your second date! Have you no standards, man?
I know, but I don't think you realise how good the sex was!
If it was good enough to get chlamydia for then I'm having sloppy seconds! Finally! A woman who'll take all of Tha Donkey!