Because the next person you shag could be Safety Donkey...

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 7, 2003

by jes_lawson
3-07-03
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, an important announcement.
Whether on your first, second, hundredth or only date...
...whether in the back seat of a car, or in a Batman costume, or with a plastic rod up your fun hole, or on an open stage with a hooker
ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX!
*fring*
sloorp!