Somebody Set Up Us Da Bomb (Nick nick)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 10, 2003

by jes_lawson
3-10-03
Ya know what, PC Copper?, I remember my first training excercise with the Metropolitan Police...
Ello 'ello 'ello, I smell a flashback coming!
Int: A forest, 1993, Metropolitan Police Detective Training.
Congratulations! All of you seem to have completed your rabbit catching excercise successfully, except for you, D.C. Lines!
*groan*...For the love of God! I'm a rabbit! Listen to me *please*, I AM A RABBIT!
You heard 'im guv! Signed the confession under no duress whatsoever! Why's he got no teeth? Threw himself down the stairs, didn't he!