The Usual Suspects Presents: Spankacus

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 27, 2003

by jes_lawson
3-27-03
The slave known as "Spartacus" is to be executed. Which of you is Spartacus?
I am Spartacus!
Umm...I'm Kaiser Soze...I mean...Spartacus!
Yeah, whatever, I'm Spankacus! Punish me! Pleeease?
Later...
"It's OK! The Romans won't crucify all of us!" Nice fucking thinking, Spartacus!
Hey Spankacus! Eyes off the loin-cloth, bud! Keep those hands where we can see 'em - nailed down!