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Int: 2nd International Conference on Knowledge Discovery and Data Mining. 1996. An underfunded college researcher makes his case.
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| ... and that's how we think data mining can be exploited to improve machine learning. Interested? | |
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| Dr Kaufman! Could this framework be used to teach giant autonomous robots to commit baseless acts of sodomy? | |
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| Uhh, yes, all the information is there but we'll need more money before we can... Hey! Dr Tobor! Wait!... | |
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| That's all I needed to know. I'll just "borrow" a copy of your paper... | |
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| ++What did they say, Daddy?++ Were you like a humourous bell? ++ Did you get the fun-ding?++ | |
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| No, Punbot. I'm afraid if I'm to pay the bills I'll have to download your humour subroutines and sell your body like so many cheap Asian girl jokes... | |
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