CC 187: Shakespeare In "Love"

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 18, 2003

by jes_lawson
5-18-03
Do tell me of the young man you met from a far and distant land!
A poet! He wrote "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand..."
Dear sister, you confuse your lover's "work" with that of Shelley.
That lying swine! He did declare that piece his own! (While he was fondling my belly!)
This fraud Will Shakespeare's played you like a bitch!
And verily, my twat doth itch - lice! Methinks five groats for my young bits too cheap a price!