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| Dearest 'Blog: Although my kidneye stone afflcits me hugely. My latest play amuses Queen Bess greatly. | |
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| And with her gen'rous patronage, I shall... | |
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| ...indulge of what I fancy lately! | |
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| A bit of slap and tickle with that buboed boy from Stratford Town! | |
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| Alas! Poor Yorick! I will know you well! E'en if I must tie thee down! | |
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| I smell Double double! Toilet trouble! Weeping sores and pissing gravel! | |
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