CC 187: From the unpublished manuscripts of Shakespeare...

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 18, 2003

by jes_lawson
5-18-03
Dearest 'Blog: Although my kidneye stone afflcits me hugely. My latest play amuses Queen Bess greatly.
And with her gen'rous patronage, I shall...
...indulge of what I fancy lately!
A bit of slap and tickle with that buboed boy from Stratford Town!
Alas! Poor Yorick! I will know you well! E'en if I must tie thee down!
I smell Double double! Toilet trouble! Weeping sores and pissing gravel!