On the 1st rung of the Property Ladder in the South-East

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 29, 2003

by jes_lawson
5-29-03
Good news sir! Your mortgage application has been approved!
Awesome! Time to buy a house!
Please sign here. Thumbprint there. DNA sample there. Firstborn son there. Now, onto your monthly repayment details...
Hang on... what's with this flaming pentagram forming around me?
Welcome to Mortgage Repayments! I'll be in charge of shafting you each month for the next 25 years!
I think I'd like to move somewhere else, now. Like downtown Grozny maybe?