CC 212: Dr. Seuss Redux (Save me, Legolas!)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 24, 2003

by jes_lawson
9-24-03
what appears to be the problem officer?
you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus?
very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station.
Grinch, you bastard! You set me up! You'll never get away with this!
Ha ha ha! Tell it to the judge, fat boy!