CC 213: Capricorn One versus Dave

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 29, 2003

by jes_lawson
9-29-03
Good news "Mister President", we've come up with a series of unlikely explanations for the Lunar Simian 7 Incident you dropped us in.
I'll bet it's not as good as my solution...
Lights...Camera...Action!
A man, a plan, a butt tub, anal Panama!
Bunnerabb Pizza - because that's NOT oregano! More hash, less cash, in under 30 minutes, boyo!
I think we're going to have to limit the amount of "green medicine" you've been drinking, Dave...
I don't want to play at being President any more.