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| Jackson! Why wasn't I warned about this sooner? Deploy the National Guard! Ramp up our Alertedness Level to Undulating Magenta status! | |
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| Sir, that's a flyer for the Washington State circus! | |
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| Oh Christ, that's even worse! Midgets! Carnies! That's it, America! I'm moving to sunny Acapulo with my favourite claw hammer! | |
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| ...and then he drank a bottle of absinth and spun around on the Oval Office floor for an hour making "Whoop whoop whoop" noises! | |
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| How many times did I tell you we should have backed Dean, jackass? | |
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