CC 213: Le Patron Est Devenou fou!

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 1, 2003

by jes_lawson
10-01-03
Jackson! Why wasn't I warned about this sooner? Deploy the National Guard! Ramp up our Alertedness Level to Undulating Magenta status!
Sir, that's a flyer for the Washington State circus!
Oh Christ, that's even worse! Midgets! Carnies! That's it, America! I'm moving to sunny Acapulo with my favourite claw hammer!
Oooookaaaaaay....
...and then he drank a bottle of absinth and spun around on the Oval Office floor for an hour making "Whoop whoop whoop" noises!
How many times did I tell you we should have backed Dean, jackass?