CC X SF: Sacred Sousnik Comedies of a drug, Flying-MouseMan!

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 5, 2003

by jes_lawson
10-05-03
Stand back evil doers, this is Batman on the mic! Straight from the Batcave we be rock like Stalactite!
The owner of a problem bends bionichesky a divider! Dizzy head speed we heat ten pint bitter!
Figtin' crime is our deal, and gravy is the tool! So don't make be "Zoff!" and "Poink!" your sorry clown ass, fool!
Directly outta Gotham, the mad profligate of mother by name the Striker-dude! Of the tape it called Batmen with the Attitude!
For real, this is the last time you huff Bat Anti-Evil-Clown gas before coming on stage, Robin…
I! Do not make me put a cap in your white donkey, Ordinance!