Seafood

Author: jes_lawson

Date: November 6, 2003

by jes_lawson
11-06-03
Vous demandæz le talkin' mit Le Chef?
Now look here, you! My wife ordered the Salmon Terrine and it tastes suspiciously like sea-monkeys and squid guts!
*Mwah!* Le Chef du preparez les sea-monkeys! Son le cheap et du tastin of la gap du sèxual du Mme. Chef!
I...WANT...A...REFUND!
...et Le Chef a du pompt de les *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* dans le Soup du Jour!
It's no good darling, the man's a bloody foreigner. Typical. Why don't you have some of the fish chowder instead?