News In Your Region

Author: jes_lawson

Date: November 6, 2003

by jes_lawson
11-06-03
300 jobs are to be created at an Essex manufacturing concern this week.
A spokesman for the firm attributed the rise in buttplug sales to recent sightings of a manraping robot in Epping Forest.
In other news, Wendy, you're a slag, and you were crap in bed.
Richard, you've got a tiny dick. Deal with it. And now, here's today's weather, with Le Chef...
Dans le Grand Bretagne, le pompt du la pisse de Le Dieu! Sauvages!