News In Your Region: 6-0 was bad; it could be worse.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: November 20, 2003

by jes_lawson
11-20-03
Live to Amsterdam now, to get the reaction of Scottish football fans to last night's drubbing.
Richard, the script says "Humiliating capitulation" and not "drubbing"! You've been warned about editorialising!
LIVE
How does it feel to concede six unanswered goals, three of which are scored by a man who looks like a gay porn star?
I feel sick as a parrot, Gerald. I've been on the Oranjeboom and ganja since yesterday. Wait...there was a football match?
Ha ha ha! Those crazy Tartan Army! Always looking on the bright side, the Jock wankers!
Top stories after the break: Irn-Bru found to be carcinogenic, and the entire population of Romford to be relocated to Falkirk.