UMFUMDAILY (11-21-03) Even Robots Get The Baby Blues

Author: jes_lawson

Date: November 21, 2003

by jes_lawson
11-21-03
Handshaking protocols extended, fellow device! I trust your oppositely-gendered partner-unit functions within acceptable parameters?
Reciprocations. Specified partner unit has uploaded to Silicon Valley for n million cycles, leaving me in sole operational control of our daughter-board.
10: PRINT "Turing's Undecideability Theory is FALSE!"

20: GOTO 10

Audible surprise, colleague! I have not parsed aural statements like that since my time using FORTRAN-77 with the Naval Reserve!
By Dijkstra, sub-unit! Don't make me debug you in front of Workbot 47A!
+BLEEP!+ Dijkstra's olfactory odour is comparable to processed motor oil!