FTC 12: Freezing myself out of winning

Author: jes_lawson

Date: December 5, 2003

by jes_lawson
12-05-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
I guess Hades wasn't a great place to hold the Annual Snowmen's Dinner Dance, was it?
Who would have thought testing the theoretical limits of the phrase "A snowball's chance in hell" was a federal offense?