Helmut Versus Skeleton - 4

Author: jes_lawson

Date: December 29, 2003

by jes_lawson
12-29-03
Wh-who are you?
I'm all your dark secrets that you thought would never escape.
Oh no! Like the time I dressed as a woman so I could spy on Fran Dreschler in the ladies room?
Exactly!
And the time I put sarin in the town water supply so's I could get the job on the potato farm without any competition?
Uhh...sure! Let me just...get my notebook, for no particular reason...