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| Holy shit, Santa, but have I got a bitch of a hangover! I'm never touching that reindeer piss-liquer again! | |
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| Never mind that you retard, you're a month late! Get the hell over to Essex immediatley with that box of Christmas Spirit or I'll tie you to the sleigh and fly through a tyre fire! | |
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| Boss, I think I'm not well. My heart's grown three sizes and..I'm enjoying working here! | |
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| This does not compute at all! However, a pay rise may be in order should this anomaly prove permanent | |
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| Yes, yes, I know..."Something ain't right up there..." | |
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| Forget that, I'm going to put a bet on Elvis crash landing a UFO into the White House and the Conservatives to win the next election! | |
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