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| Let me see it...wow! It's swollen to twice its normal size! | |
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| Impressive, isn't it? Ahh! Be careful...it's very sensitive now! | |
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| And...my God! The end's as fat as a plum! How did you say you did this? | |
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| Let's just say the internet played a part. Now, kiss it. | |
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| Eurgh! There is no *way* I'm putting your disgusting bruised toe anywhere *near* my face! | |
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| Aw, c'mon! I feel bad enough having knackered myself recreating that aikido move I saw on-line. It's not like I was asking for a blow-job... | |
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