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| I, Ralph Nader, am running for President again. If elected, the first thing I will do is to spend money to try and reverse this country's appauling 100% mortality rate. | |
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| Then I'll pledge $500 million to eradicating fun in all forms, then I'll lie on my back and spin around real fast and make a noise like REEEEEE! | |
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| Hasn't that punchline already been done before? | |
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| Bite my ass, man, bite my ass. | |
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