All Tomorrow's Parties: Dude, Where's My Liver?

Author: jes_lawson

Date: April 1, 2004

by jes_lawson
4-01-04
*urp!* Can you believe it? I nail a jug of White Russian, and The Big Lebowski comes on TV!
*arp* - They really took the edge of the homebrew and calimocho pre-mix!
Still 3 more days of this to go...*urp* and then I'm going on a week long martial arts holiday! 9 days of Beer-Jitsu!
Bollocks you'll be doing any training - the only art you'll be practicing is lifting your pint arm!
Meanwhile, next to the kidneys...
That's fucking it! I'm out of here!