The ironic life of Jon Goatson, stand-up comic

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 13, 2004

by jes_lawson
5-13-04
Why aren't you picking the kids up from school?
There's a nasty bug going around. I'd really rather not...
Afraid of a runny nose? Mother said you tried that crappy excuse on her as well. She was right about you, you no good...
Fine...fine...I'll go and get them...
She didn't believe me either.
What I tell you? The FUCK you backing out now! You bringin' Jake an' Ashley as collateral to the dice game now, dog!