"Sorry, We Were Hoaxed" Well, DUH!

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 16, 2004

by jes_lawson
5-16-04
You wanted to see me Colonel? If this is about the dogging sessions on the firing range I can explain...
No, Bilko, it's about the unauthorised use of photographic equipment.
Sir, those kebab vendors and I were engaging in...
Shut it, Bilko! Despite everything you've done the country proud! Getting rid of Piers Morgan is better news than securing Basra was!
Having said that, you'll still face the firing squad. This is a time of war after all...
"Bilko joins the Queen's Lancashire Regiment" I've never seen this one before...