How do you ask a man to be the last man to die in Vietnam?

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 21, 2004

by jes_lawson
5-21-04
Excuse me, but we were wondering if you'd like to be the last man to die in Vietnam?
Okay, sure!
Uh...
That was a hell of a lot easier than you made out it was going to be.