And You're Done (4th and final)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 26, 2004

by jes_lawson
5-26-04
*ZZZZZnnnrt*.... mmm....Shelley...you're so pixelated, and yet, so curvy....*zzz*...does John Allison draw you in a C cup, coz you feel like more of a D...
JES! Wake Up! What happened with that Amazon.com order you had to send back?
Red-headed Amazons? Oh, you mean the botched order from a month ago. Yeah, the correct replacement CD arrived today.
Let's review: It took a month for a response, you sent them back two perfectly good CDs at your own expense, with no refund?
Look, I got the MP3s, CD, and best of all, contacts in Ivytopia who'll return "special merchandise" next time they bollocks my order.