CC 246: Putting the "Strip" in the Gaza Strip

Author: jes_lawson

Date: May 29, 2004

by jes_lawson
5-29-04
Hello Izzat, what's new?
My holy struggle against the infidel invaders will climax tomorrow, when I will martyr myself!
Your reward in Paradise will be great...but...what are you putting on?
My disguise. I'm taking a different approach to the concept of jihad...
Ha-ha! By the prophet's beard, Izzat, you know how to put the "fun" in "fundamentalist!"
I now pray that Allah will send me many squirt guns and flour bombs, that I may do his Will!