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Either of these characters represents my dad pretty well
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| This one covers the beard and the weight pretty well | |
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| This one covers the size of trousers he now wears | |
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The only thing preserving my painfully skinny grandad from the next world is the amount of alcohol in his bloodstream
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| Aren't you going to eat any more of your curry, Granddad? | |
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| Oh my no, that mouthful was enough. I think I'll just have another glass of wine. And maybe a whiskey. Ooh, could...could you make it a double? | |
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Pirate radio MCs in the country have a long way to go.
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| Fugga fuggin' Dis, like! Fugga fuggin' dat, like! Are you fuggin' ready? I said...ARE YOU FUGGIN' READEEE? | |
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| Yeah, we're ready...now fuggin' bust something intelligible already! | |
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