FF 9: Stop the small world (after all), Ivan-t to get off

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 13, 2004

by jes_lawson
9-13-04
Camp X-Ray (or is it Delta?) Guantanamo Bay
O.K. Khalif, that's enough testicle zapping for one day, there's a hurricane a-comin'!
So you finally read the part about prohibiting "cruel and unusual punishments" then, Private England?
WHOOSH!
What the jihad...? This is like that in that film Rupert Everett likes!
Quite right, Khalif! Thanks to the hurricane and some Bollywood magic, click your heels together three times and you'll be in paradise!
Oh Allah, NOOOO!
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