FF 10: Thank the Force it wasn't Chewie.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 20, 2004

by jes_lawson
9-20-04
Luke! I...am your father!
That's not true...that's impossible! NOOOO!
OK Darth, I can now reveal the results of the paternity test... and you AIN'T the Jedi daddy!
What the F*CK Jerry?...Then...who?
21 years earlier...
Mmm-hmm-hmm hee-hee-hee! So Senator Amidala,teh unconsenshual sex you are likeing, yes?
Oh, Yoda! Maybe it's the metachlorians or your Jedi mind powers, but I'm finding your 900 year old grizzled green frame incredibly sexy right now...