Great. Now I'm drunk, hallucinating AND full of caffeine...

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 21, 2004

by jes_lawson
10-21-04
Ohgodohgodohgod I can't afford to get addicted to caffeine again!
You can't afford it but it's going to happen! Why don't I go and get us both a nice ristretto, eh?
Hey, Jes! Long time no see and...who's this jerk?
High Five Cthulu! Man, am I glad to see you!
I...ur...who are you?
There's only room for one habit around here and that's ME. I'm gonna unbend you and use you to pick the crud out of my toes you little shit!