Stay off the drugs. (some credit must go to mmyers for this)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: October 21, 2004

by jes_lawson
10-21-04
Alcohol is bad for you! And wormwood is even worse!
Yeah? Well this guy's heart can barely stand up to a cup of tea, let alone one cup of coffee! Desist!
Hey there! Are you thinking about a nice mellow cigar? Go on! One won't...
Caffeine! Absinth! Caffeine! Absinth!
Ah crap, I've got the wrong place again. I'll just uh...leave you guys to...yep...