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| Because of Workmate's new kid, I've had to listen to all the other dad's stories about their sprogs. | |
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| How it's "cute" for their 2-year olds to eat "ground spaghetti" when they find worms in the garden. | |
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| How spending 20 hours at the hospital waiting for yor lady to give birth is considered being a good dad. | |
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| When you could as easily go to work, make some money, and arrive when she's just about to pop. | |
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| You could then use the money earned to buy good things for your new child. | |
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| Like a childproof fence to keep them out of the garden when they get older and more hungry. | |
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