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| "Now I'm not unhappy that you just wanted a quick one night stand, but you lied to me to get one, so I'm kind of elated yet confused right now." | |
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| "Also, you should check a guy for cold sores before you ask him to go down on you, as after 15 Southern Comforts, with the promise of some clam diving, he tends to forget." | |
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