A visit from Fuj (1): A modern day Stig of the Dump

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 17, 2005

by jes_lawson
2-17-05
So just how full of rubbish is your flat then?
It's pretty bad - there's some kind of troglodyte that lives in there, guarding the stairs - *ahem* MungaMungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ha ha! Very funny, but this place couldn't possibly be worse than...AAAAGH!
Munga Munga!
My God! This place has it's own ecosystem and wildlife!
Don't worry about MungaMunga, he's harmless. But if you hear anything that sounds like Godzilla breaking wind, hide in the larger of the piles of prog rock albums.