Uncle Duke is Dead.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 21, 2005

by jes_lawson
2-21-05
And the Florida results are in - landslide for Gore! CBS calls Gore for 2000!
Oh man, thank the good Dude! The last 5 years have been another bad trip!
In other news, Kermit the Frog voted NBA MVP! Quark Fizzigog Netherlands! Film at 11!
Ah, dammit, I'm still tripping.
And finally, Bush repeats Kissinger gaff and asks "Who do I call to talk to Europe?"
Where the hell did I put that .44?