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| I was on an internet matchmaking site, and it told me "We're sorry, but you are one of the 20% of our customers for whom we can find no match." | |
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| I'd make a snide comment, but that totally sucks! | |
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| Why does this kind of thing always happen to me? | |
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| Hey it's not you babe, it's the website. Can you imagine if that happened in real life? | |
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| Sorry sir, but you're one of the 20% of customer to want to buy groceries today, who we can't serve! | |
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| It's the voluminous sweat-stained jacket, isn't it? | |
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