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| Mr Cruise! The tabloids and Nicole Kidman are claiming your lightsabre is too short and red! | |
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| Those rebel scum! It's time to unleash the ultimate weapon! | |
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| No. Retaliate with a volley of slurs on her charatcer, then a salvo of tawdry bedroom secrets. Then call Val Kilmer; we're making Top Gun 2. | |
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| So you can put your egos in orbit around the Forest Moon of Endor, luring them into a deadly trap? | |
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| Don't fuck with my shit, assistant! I can crush throats with my mind! How do you think I got The Last Samurai an Oscar nomiation? | |
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