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Author: jes_lawson

Date: June 8, 2005

by jes_lawson
6-08-05
Well screw what anyone thinks! I may have half a ton of runny bird droppings down my shirt, but I'm indy-fresher than Steven Malkmus's freshly laundered boxers!
Excuse me dear, have you got 50p?
Uh, no, I've got no change for you granny, sorry.
No, I meant for you! For a cup of tea! You poor thing! How long have you been living rough?
But...but...