Not just for the birds.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: April 15, 2006

by jes_lawson
4-15-06
Doctor! Another patient just came in with the same severe respiratory problems as the other 5 today!
Nurse, this is beginning to look like an epidemic. Were there any common factors in these cases?
All the patients had been drinking French mineral water.
Oh my God! It's worse than I thought!
Doctor?
Contact Disease Control immediatley! We have an outbreak of Evian 'flu!