My reputation for cleanliness precedes me.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: February 19, 2007

by jes_lawson
2-19-07
Congratulations Mr. _lawson, here are the keys to your new apartment!
Hot Steaming Diggety Damn! I've been waiting for this for months!
What the...
About bloody time! I've been waiting ages to infest your trash-pile of a bachelor pad!
But..but I haven't even moved in yet!
And yet you've still somehow managed to spill hoi-sin sauce into the receiver of your telephone! How is that even possible?