A true story. Sadly.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 27, 2007

by jes_lawson
3-27-07
We've reached new depths of squalor. I had to make a cup of tea in a pint glass and...what are you doing?
Buttering a flour tortilla. We've no clean dishes left so...
That's it, we're going for a curry.
The Indian Ocean overlooks a gym, we can watch foxy Boxcercisers while we eat, we should go there.
AUGH! That fat woman on a bike! It's like two fleshy zeppelins, fighting for supremacy!
I'm so glad I can't see this.