Jokes from the pub.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: April 14, 2007

by jes_lawson
4-14-07
Hey! I was trying on the Gucci boots and they're perfect! How much?
Yes madam, they're...say, what's that smell?
OK, I admit it! When I was trying them on, I kind of... broke wind.
In that case, I can't tell you the price.
Why not?
If you farted trying them on, you'll shit yourself when I tell you how much they cost.