My friend, works in IT retail, said this.

Author: jes_lawson

Date: September 13, 2007

by jes_lawson
9-13-07
Quick, I need her number! I've...ah, I've got a pencil, this'll do...
Ah, the Pencil! With its inbuilt lead and eraser, it has the same Edit and Delete-like features of a Microsoft Word, or Textpad variant!
Contrast: the mighty ballpoint pen! With its Adobe PDF-like permanence and professional feel!
So when do you lose your job again?
This Friday.