RPG 2.1.14 - The worst that could happen

Author: jes_lawson

Date: March 22, 2015

by jes_lawson
3-22-15
But why can't we play outside, Miss Jamelia?
Well, Janey, a known sex offender just appeared in the playground.
Oh no!
Also, a duck and a motorcycle materialized in the middle of the tree outside. We've called the police and rescue services.
Are you OK, Mr. Duck?
No! I'm going to fucking kill that arcane-minded cuntflap once I get out of here!