RPG 2.1.15 An Unexpected Journey / Narration Malfunction

Author: jes_lawson

Date: July 14, 2015

by jes_lawson
7-14-15
We rejoin the gang making their way through the Spooky Forest and, ah, you're not reading this are you?
We're making good time, Knighty! I'm literally hauling ass!
Zounds! We are, steed! And I do declare you seem more pleasant-smelling than our last quest!
I bet you're skipping to the scene where you see Emilia Clarke's tits, aren't you?
Yes! I've been eating those super-foods like quinoa and kale, instead of rancid barley curry! It's really helped my speed and freshness
Indeed!
Or Alfie Allen's arse o_0? No one appreciates narration or story-crafting any more. Screw you all, illiterate weasel-strokers...
Umm...
Though not, it would seem, your sense of direction thou equinious nincompoop!